Kianna Valdez Bio

Kianna – High Caliber’s Snack Inspector & Concert Headliner

Kianna has been at High Caliber for five years, but this is her first year in sales—meaning she’s still adjusting to the rollercoaster of orders, deadlines, and figuring out who’s got the best office snacks (seriously, “You got snacks?” is her unofficial work motto). If something surprises her, you’ll know—because a dramatic “No way” will follow. And if something is actually funny? Get ready for a laugh so contagious (AHAHAHAHAHAHAH) that even HR is considering making it the new hold music.

Her favorite movies range from vampires (Twilight), to rock legends (Bohemian Rhapsody), to action-packed chaos (John Wick), to sappy romance (The Notebook)—because life’s too short to stick to one genre.

What most people don’t know? Kianna puts on full-blown concerts in her car like she’s headlining a sold-out stadium. The vocals might be questionable, but in her mind, the invisible crowd is living for it. If you ever catch her belting out a power ballad at a red light—mind your business, she’s in the zone.