Patty Gomez Bio

Patty – The Walking To-Do List with Zero Patience for Nonsense

Patty has been working since she was 14 and hasn’t stopped—seriously, someone should check if she’s under warranty. With 17 years at High Caliber and 11 in sales, Patty has mastered the art of getting in the zone. Her OCD is next-level, so if something is even slightly out of place, she will notice… and she will fix it. Her dinner plate has to be set up just right, or she suddenly forgets how to eat—call it a quirk, call it a lifestyle, but don’t mess with her system.

Growing up with three brothers and being the only granddaughter for 13 years basically turned her into a one-woman army. She’s tough, she’s direct, and she doesn’t have time for nonsense. People say she’s blunt—Patty prefers to call it efficient honesty. Her most-used phrases at work? “Got it.” (Translation: I already knew that, but sure, let’s pretend I just learned something.) And “Please hold.” (Translation: I’m about to attempt five tasks at once while acting like I totally have my life together.)

Her best memories are with her dad, the kind of guy who would drop everything to spend time with her and her brother. He taught her the golden rule: “If you say you’re going to do something, then do it.” Now, she lives by that—whether it’s raising her kids, running the show at work, or making sure her coffee is brewed just right.

Patty’s always had a thing for music—so much so that she used to force her brother to sing Boyz II Men songs until she fell asleep. And while she’s always been the “tough” one, her heroic instincts weren’t always successful—like the time she tried to save her brother in a pool fight and ended up getting dunked herself. (They survived. Barely.)

Her perspective on life completely changed when she found out her son was autistic. Watching him light up over the simplest things taught her that happiness isn’t about chasing big moments—it’s about appreciating what’s right in front of you. If a nursery rhyme can make someone’s day, why not carry that energy into everything?

Her favorite movie? Labyrinth. (Because how could she ever forget that one?)

As for being funny? Patty’s been cracking jokes since birth. If you’re not laughing around her, she’s either having an off day or hasn’t had her coffee yet—both equally dangerous situations.